I have developed a lump protruding from my shoulder which is actually the bone from the AC joint. This was not spontaneous but as a result of me customising a BMW GS 1200 on a track in the woods in Wales. The customisation was:
Remove left rocker cover without removing the bolts
Remove right rocker cover without removing the bolts
Alter structure of the bike
Cover it in mud and lie under it causing alteration to shoulder bones.
In short...I dropped it on a rocky muddy track in Wales on the off road training!
Apologies to World of BMW who were great about it and got me sorted at the hospital and drove my car back to the airport.
4 weeks of tea and sympathy please...no get well cards!!
Top Normal - bottom customised
Tom